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Neo-Nazi cells all over the world spring up, wreaking havoc globally in their conquest to secure mass amounts of Jell-O brand pudding to aid in the resurrection of their dark lord, Hitler. Jesus, Judas, and the Apostles formerly known as Laymen band together from all parts of the world in Jerusalem, bringing with them the artifacts of power created by God through Mr. T , the magical blacksmith. Combining their powers together, Jesus and the gang are also combined to become the ultimate power. Coincidently, it also happens to be Jell-O brand pudding. Hitler bursts from the earth, two million feet tall, with horns and a top hat, a spiked monocle, and a tail that shoots lasers from its nonexistent eyes. It’s chaos as he stomps around, like a toddler throwing a fit when his favorite toy is taken away. Jell-O-tron springs into action, lights blinding and a choir of angels singing as the foil lid is pulled back by Gods’ will and the hope of the world, minus Canada, but then again who gives a shit about them? Not you, dear readers, not you! As the lid is pulled, pudding flies out, in some sort of sickly, swirling mass that springs right for Hitler! He roars, and begins to eat the pudding, stepping nearer and nearer to the plastic cup. As he steps too close, the emptied cup flies over and covers him, trapping him in its sticky, transparent walls. The sun flares, and ray after ray shine through the cup, creating a magnified greenhouse effect. Hitler melts, screaming, and sweating pure pudding, until he is a soggy mass that quickly evaporates. But oh no! It sees the country they were fighting in has been burnt to a crisp! But fear not, as it was only Canada. Serves them right, eh readers? Eh heh. Anyway, the cup formerly containing pudding glows, and breaks apart into Jesus, Judas, and the Magnificent Eleven. Then, feeling awkward, since it HAD been a while, and they were all sort of pissed at Judas still, they nodded, with the sort of face you put on when you want to say something deep, but can’t think of a damn thing. Anyway, they had on THAT face, and sort of shuffled away, trying not to walk within talking distance of each other. And that was how Christmas was saved. But for how long…
Inspired by a game on Cinematech, that didn't seem to have a point, or story, and talked about the going ons of a few key years that led up to the games premise. Probably going to be more, as I drift further into insanity.
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Ostaf Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2008   Writer
Just has to say.


stop bashing man

secondly....the CRAZYness of it all just made me go




Miestermika Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2008
I don't really hate Canada

And hi!
joey0-o Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2008
LMAO :lmao:
remota Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Miestermika Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2008
Almost a comment, I'm sure you'll get it next time ^^
remota Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
^^ lolz, well, what can i say that will class as a comment...


Well written piece of work,
a bit 'goo goo' in the head
but good nether-the-less
indimani Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2008  Student
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